I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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