I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize
