Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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