she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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