she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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