we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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