i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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