So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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