I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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