im gay
i know
yea but for you.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
