Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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