i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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