dude i'm inner monologue high
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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