Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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