found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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