Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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