Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
