honey bunches of taint.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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