Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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