don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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