I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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