they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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