That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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