He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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