iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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