She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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