i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
