We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There r osticjed everywhere
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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