ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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