I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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