It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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