i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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