The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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