My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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