k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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