my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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