do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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