Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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