Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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