Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
