He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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