I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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