at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
3pm strippers are depressing
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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