Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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