IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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