I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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