What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
