Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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