her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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