I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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