I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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