what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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