Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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